(continued from previous post...)
The Seventh day of the Week of the Caterpillar of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Finally arrived in the desert town of Lut Gholein. The weather is terrible. I've got sand in my hair and almost everywhere else. Aliza is now very comfortable with the gypsy girls. Cain is now in a delirium from not having enough pot to smoke.
Upon arrival, we were asked to leave. We wanted to leave but ships were ordered to be moored until the city is safe. What the @#$??!? Went to see Prince Jerhyn. Silly bureaucratic brat wouldn't tell us anything. But he did allow the gypsy girls to stay in his palace... the horny @#$%@^!!! Instead, he asked us to see this one woman who apparently has something we can do to help. I mean why should we help someone who's going to kick us out anyway?
Went to see disillusioned, mundane woman who claims she wants revenge for some creature who killed her family. Who doesn't? She agreed to let us stay until ships can move again if we kill the creature. We agreed, (I mean how hard can it be?) but Aliza wasn't too keen on leaving the town. I can guess why...
The Third day of the Week of the Naked Mole Rat of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Killed the mummy who killed disillusioned woman's family. Decided to bring back momento of her husband's hand to her. She was so happy she ran to the pier and jumped off. Meshif the Sailor found her body two hours later. Moral of the story? Do not be too hasty to seek revenge, or your dead husband's hand will return to you and you will jump off the pier and die and a drunken sailor will find your body two hours later. This is so mundane...
Oh, found an old book but since it's covered with maggots, decided to leave it in the sewers.
The Fifth day of the Week of the Naked Mole Rat of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Aliza spent the day in the palace with the gypsy girls. How mundane can she be?
The Seventh day of the Week of the Naked Mole Rat of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Cain rambles on and on about some mundane artifacts that's supposingly powerful or something. Now Jerhyn is asking us to get them or he'll throw us out. Aliza fumed at the idea and he considered lettign her stay. But he'll still throw me out! What a jerk! Decided to get new pack of javelins and go artifact hunting a la Tomb Raider!
The Seventh day of the Week of the Three-toed Sloth of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Found all three artifacts. Cain identified them and declared them useless. He has obviously been smoking pot again. Jerhyn wanted to throw him out but he persuaded Jerhyn with his sex stories. He definitely has been smoking too much pot. He made some staff out of the artifact pieces and gave it to me. What do I look like, a grandmother?
(to be continued..)
The Seventh day of the Week of the Caterpillar of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Finally arrived in the desert town of Lut Gholein. The weather is terrible. I've got sand in my hair and almost everywhere else. Aliza is now very comfortable with the gypsy girls. Cain is now in a delirium from not having enough pot to smoke.
Upon arrival, we were asked to leave. We wanted to leave but ships were ordered to be moored until the city is safe. What the @#$??!? Went to see Prince Jerhyn. Silly bureaucratic brat wouldn't tell us anything. But he did allow the gypsy girls to stay in his palace... the horny @#$%@^!!! Instead, he asked us to see this one woman who apparently has something we can do to help. I mean why should we help someone who's going to kick us out anyway?
Went to see disillusioned, mundane woman who claims she wants revenge for some creature who killed her family. Who doesn't? She agreed to let us stay until ships can move again if we kill the creature. We agreed, (I mean how hard can it be?) but Aliza wasn't too keen on leaving the town. I can guess why...
The Third day of the Week of the Naked Mole Rat of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Killed the mummy who killed disillusioned woman's family. Decided to bring back momento of her husband's hand to her. She was so happy she ran to the pier and jumped off. Meshif the Sailor found her body two hours later. Moral of the story? Do not be too hasty to seek revenge, or your dead husband's hand will return to you and you will jump off the pier and die and a drunken sailor will find your body two hours later. This is so mundane...
Oh, found an old book but since it's covered with maggots, decided to leave it in the sewers.
The Fifth day of the Week of the Naked Mole Rat of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Aliza spent the day in the palace with the gypsy girls. How mundane can she be?
The Seventh day of the Week of the Naked Mole Rat of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Cain rambles on and on about some mundane artifacts that's supposingly powerful or something. Now Jerhyn is asking us to get them or he'll throw us out. Aliza fumed at the idea and he considered lettign her stay. But he'll still throw me out! What a jerk! Decided to get new pack of javelins and go artifact hunting a la Tomb Raider!
The Seventh day of the Week of the Three-toed Sloth of the month of the Slug, of the year of the Goat...
Found all three artifacts. Cain identified them and declared them useless. He has obviously been smoking pot again. Jerhyn wanted to throw him out but he persuaded Jerhyn with his sex stories. He definitely has been smoking too much pot. He made some staff out of the artifact pieces and gave it to me. What do I look like, a grandmother?
(to be continued..)
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