Random Football-Related Conversations

kalamari: i'm getting sleepy...
friend: hahah
friend: so?
kalamari: what time is the match? 3 am?
friend: yeah
kalamari: damn damn damn... an hour to go...
kalamari: I don't have enough porn to last me that long
friend: hahahaha
kalamari: ...
kalamari: I'm gonna have to kill myself for the crap that I write...