Lately I've been running out of things to say. There's not much to be said to begin with. Nothing much happening except for the mundane life that I live. Such is the situation that engulfs our mild-mannered superhero, Multipurpose Man!!! But as multiple as his purposes may be, he is still a man! But more importantly, he is the man I control!

Yes, I, the evil cleaner lady!!! Whahahahhaa!!! It is I who controls the grime on the floor he steps on... it is I who determines the presence of G.E.R.M.S. (Gross Evil Resistance of Mankind's Stupidity) in his toilet!!! It is I who holds the key to his clean laundry! It is with my faultless skills that ensures the dishes are cleaned and the water boiled!!!

Yes... and it shall be I who will try to take over the woooooorllldddd!!!! Whahahahhaha!!! Now if only I could get him to hire me in the first place...