Random Solitary Thoughts

Thursday, May 08, 2003

Lately I've been running out of things to say. There's not much to be said to begin with. Nothing much happening except for the mundane life that I live. Such is the situation that engulfs our mild-mannered superhero, Multipurpose Man!!! But as multiple as his purposes may be, he is still a man! But more importantly, he is the man I control!

Yes, I, the evil cleaner lady!!! Whahahahhaa!!! It is I who controls the grime on the floor he steps on... it is I who determines the presence of G.E.R.M.S. (Gross Evil Resistance of Mankind's Stupidity) in his toilet!!! It is I who holds the key to his clean laundry! It is with my faultless skills that ensures the dishes are cleaned and the water boiled!!!

Yes... and it shall be I who will try to take over the woooooorllldddd!!!! Whahahahhaha!!! Now if only I could get him to hire me in the first place...


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