Random Solitary Thoughts

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

And yet we are tagged again...

And once again, the tagging game has infiltrated my beloved blog in the guise of Kotak. So like any other obedient blogger, I am somehow and grudgingly obligated to post yet another reply to the shameless tagging game which only seeks to tag more and more people in an infinite loop of 'chain-letterness'. I will however end this here, even if it means I will have to endure a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat for eternity.

Personally, I think eternity is over-rated.

Rules: Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…”Copy + paste these rules in your entry. Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions. Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging.

WARNING!Failing to do so and you’ll be cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat.

Here’s another tag game. Blame it on Kotak via Desriel! I'm blaming two people for my misfortune.

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
Something nice and sexy, not bordering on slutty, showing off assets which I own and camouflaging those which I don't own.

At 10am this morning, I was…frowning at my unbelievably incoherent workload consisting of other peoples' work which somehow managed to bleed into my jobscope for some unknown inexplicable reason.

At 10pm tonight, I will be…cleaning my room and toilet. But somehow I doubt that will happen till much much later.

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
Someone capable would be nice.

If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…shove it up hers.

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…hi-tech fuel-saving, environment friendly variable-valve timing engine. Definitely NOT Proton technology.

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
Chocolate I can live without. But imagine how meaningless life would be if you can't go to a decent beach to dunk your friends in?

Singapore is good for… getting away from Malaysia.

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
Do me. Twice. (only applicable when there's a woman around. In the case where a man in standing next to me, it'll be F### off! Twice.)

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
This is obvious. Nuff said.

Die by drowning or by fire?
Could we be a little less morbid here? There might be kids reading this.

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
An investment plan.

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
Domain of the Squid. Or DOS for short.

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
Bulb-like, bubble-like in appearance. For example: Jin would look bulbous if he continues to sit on his fat arse and play games all day long.

I think my ass is… humbly sufficient.

And now I will tag: No one!!!! Now curse the @#$%# out of me for all I care!

Besides, most of those on my list have already been cursed with three-holed noses and low-cost flats. Actually worse. They're mostly cursed with living at home with the parents.


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