Injured

Last night, mild-mannered Kalamari was pushed over the edge during a futsal game. It started out as an ordinary Wednesday night futsal game. That is, until the young students came.

They were an aggressive bunch, brutally pushing and shoving and mindlessly socking the ball as hard as they could. As a result of that, Kalamari was hit twice, once in the face and another in the guts, and was tripped while performing his duties as an amatuer defender.

Next week, when injuries heal, it will be time to call upon MultiPurpose Man, to perform justice, to these... neandarthals... MUAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

Signed, The Author