Today as I was passing by Watson's a girl holding a basket of what seemed like shampoo samples, pushed two sample packets into my hands.
"Multi-coloured with fragrance" it said on the pack. And the brand name...? Madonna!!! With a picture of a naked lady [strategically positioned to cover all essentials], and blue lighting. Yesh... my two sample packets of shampoo turned out to be sample packets of condoms... Madonna condoms!!! Why did the girl give it to me? I do NOT want to speculate... do I look like some sort of playboy? XP

Life couldn't be peachier... [add smiley here]